Blue Army Coat

When I was walking into a asian market mall today, I was wearing my blue naval coat.

Its long and very flashy. Enough to where the security guard had to tail me once i walked into the aisle with all the candy.

I noticed him come up and try to sneak on me in case something was going on. He wasn’t a very good security guard as I noticed right away that he took notice of me. What he didn’t realize was I took notice of him.

I felt suddenly unwelcomed. Being under suspicion tends to do that to you.

I walked pass the aisle where he waited. He wasn’t expecting me.

I told him “I’m not gonna do anything”. I walked away with a box of candies that i was buying for my girlfriend. And he was a bit shocked. I lolled a little bit on the inside and got the rest of my stuff and walked up to the counter.

I just thought it was really funny. I wish I had a business card or something that I could’ve given to him because it would’ve further embarassed him for trying to treat me like some sort of trouble maker.